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Published on December 01, 2020 by Steven
Grateful Petition Thanksgiving
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Dear Chipotle Headquarters,
Thanksgiving was a success this year, despite it being 2020.
Like last year, I would like to give thanks to the many blessings in my life. These include but are not limited to:
• Chipotle’s commitment to Real Food, Real Purpose, and Real Flavor.
• EXTRA GUAC on every burrito I BUY.
• Family and friends.
• Health.
Besides celebrating Thanksgiving, I have been campaigning for what I believe to be one of the most important issues of my lifetime.
The egregious fact that as an adult, my fashion choices are limited to inferior “adult” styles.
LINK to Sign
I would appreciate your support in this matter.
Thank you.
Steven A. deCsesznak