It's Litt Fam

Dear Chipotle Headquarters,

Merry Christmas! Here are a few of my favorite 2020 Highlights.

January – Kissed a Chipotle burrito for the New Year. The people at the NYE party I was at thought it was weird enough to question, so I took the party to back to my place ;).

February – Took my girlfriend out to Chipotle for Valentine’s Day. Turns out giving chocolates to the Chipotle worker behind the POS was NOT a romantic gesture and would cost me my relationship.

March – Learned the hard way that hanging around Chipotle and pinching every customer who didn’t order guacamole is NOT in the spirit of St. Patrick’s Day.

April – On April Fool’s Day my roommate ordered Qdoba when he explicitly told me Chipotle. April 1st happens to also be National Burrito Day. Turns out some relationships aren’t worth salvaging.

May – My Mom loved the Chipotle gift card I got her for Mother’s Day.

June – My Dad loved the Chipotle gift card I got him for Father’s Day.

July – Firecrackers and a Qdoba burrito are grounds for a goodtime.

August – Pretending to be left-handed while in line at Chipotle is super anticlimactic.

September – No joke here. Honored our fallen heroes on 911 Remembrance Day.

October – For Boss’s Day I listened to Lonely Island’s hit song, Like a Boss all day on repeat. My apartment neighbors addressed me as “Boss” for 2 weeks after. Been chasing that high ever since.

November – Brought a Chipotle burrito bowl to Thanksgiving. Told all my relatives that I am writing letters to Chipotle asking for free Burrito for Life. Woke up the next morning and realized I hallucinated the whole thing.


December – Planning on spending Christmas with the immediate family which I love dearly.

XOXO,

Steven A. deCsesznak