It's Litt Fam

Dear Chipotle Headquarters,Merry Christmas! Here are a few of my favorite 2020 Highlights. January – Kissed a Chipotle burrito for the New Year. The people at the NYE party I was at thought it was weird enough to question, so I took the party to b...
Published on December 20, 2020 | 2 min read

Let's Get Basted

Dear Chipotle Headquarters,Thanksgiving was a success this year, despite it being 2020.Like last year, I would like to give thanks to the many blessings in my life. These include but are not limited to: • Chipotle’s commitment to Real Food</s...
Published on December 01, 2020 | 0 min read

Connect with me on Venmo

Dear Chipotle Headquarters,Hope you are staying positive and testing negative.I think these past couple of weeks have been stressful for everyone. With the election results being announced, Friday the 13th in 2020 coming and going, and now Covid-19...
Published on November 22, 2020 | 0 min read

I Like Coffee Too

Dear Chipotle Headquarters,Hope you enjoyed the mixtape I sent you! As a general reminder, a fire extinguisher might be needed due to the amount of fire it contains. 🔥Apologies for the delay, these past couple weeks have been eventful to say the least. ...
Published on November 08, 2020 | 1 min read

I Made You a 🔥 Mixtape

Dear Chipotle Headquarters,I decided to burn you a mixtape of my favorites songs that I listen to while devouring a Chipotle burrito. Please listen with care because this shit’s fire. I’ve attached the playlist below for your listening pleasure. ...
Published on October 18, 2020 | 0 min read

My First Burrito Blackout

Dear Chipotle Headquarters,I am writing you this letter at 7:53am from my 15th floor Embassy Suites hotel room in FT Worth, Texas. I do not know why but my head hurts and my body aches. All I can think is “What happened last night?”Here are the events that ...
Published on September 07, 2020 | 1 min read

Let's Get Back Together

Dear Chipotle Headquarters,By my count, it has been 183 days since I sent my last love letter. In other numbers, 26 weeks or 6 months. Far too long for soulmates to be apart.While a separation was not my idea, 2020 had a different plan in store for us. During this time apar...
Published on August 31, 2020 | 1 min read

Traumatic Visit

Dear Chipotle Headquarters,It was 5:59pm on a rainy Wednesday evening, February 26th to be exact. It is hard to account for what exactly went wrong that night, but I will do my best to recall what happened. I was in line at the Bellevue, WA chipotle. The line was unusually long for...
Published on March 01, 2020 | 2 min read

This Could Be Us...

Dear Chipotle Headquarters,This could be us but you playin…Respectfully,Steven A. deCsesznak
Published on February 10, 2020 | 0 min read

Life Update


Published on January 27, 2020 | 0 min read

Heaven is Getting Water Boarded with GUAC

Dear Chipotle Chicken Burrito WITH Guacamole, I am drowning in a sea of desire and the only one who can save me is you. -Christy Ann Martine Thinking about you… Rega...
Published on January 12, 2020 | 0 min read

Happy New Year!

Dear Chipotle Headquarters, Happy New Year! My best wishes for a happy and prosperous 2020. I look forward to a FULL year of writing you love notes purely of sweet nothings. You complete me!Mortally Grat...
Published on January 05, 2020 | 0 min read

What I Want for Christmas this Year!

Dear Chipotle Santa Claus,My name is Steven and I am 24 years old. I hope that you are all rested up from delivering presents last year. I want you to know that I have been very good this year, and I listened to my parents. I really hope I am on the nice list.This year I w...
Published on December 15, 2019 | 0 min read

Thanksgiving Firsts

Dear Chipotle Headquarters,It is with great enthusiasm that I express my satisfaction with this past Thanksgiving. Good Food. Good Company. Good Times. While this was my 24th Thanksgiving, I celebrated many firsts. Here are two that were the most memorable.Went to my firs...
Published on December 02, 2019 | 0 min read

Mucho Gratitude.

Dear Chipotle Headquarters,With Thanksgiving just around the corner, I find it quite appropriate to reflect on this past year with an attitude of gratitude.More often than not, I find myself unappreciative of the many blessings that I have received. More often than not, my t...
Published on November 25, 2019 | 1 min read

GUAC is BAE

Dear Chipotle Headquarters,I’ve hit GUAC bottom. Today marks the fourth day of going to Chipotle. Fours days of mouthwatering GUAC with a side of Burrito. I know the GUAC is extra, but so am I!Yesterday, I went to Chipotle with a few colleagues. Halfway through the meal ...
Published on November 18, 2019 | 0 min read

Follow Up on Chipotle Application

Dear Chipotle Headquarters,To follow-up on my application for Chipotle’s Lifelong taste tester, I would like to reiterate my interest in and enthusiasm for joining your team. As such, I would like to take a moment of your time to address several key points and explain why I will be of...
Published on November 11, 2019 | 1 min read

*Queue Rocky Theme Song

Dear Chipotle Headquarters,As I’m sitting here starting to write my regular Chipotle letter, and I can’t help but feel distracted. It has been two long weeks since my last letter which is not consistent with my weekly letter requirement. To be honest, work has been extremely challen...
Published on September 15, 2019 | 1 min read

Speed Dating...Chipotle Style

Dear Chipotle Headquarters,I hope you liked my crayon drawing of the sunset. I would also like to thank you for your patience waiting for this letter since I did not write one last week. I have been reassigned to a different project at work that requires 10 to 12-hour days which lea...
Published on September 01, 2019 | 2 min read

Typical Chipotle Visit

**Dear Chipotle Headquarters, **I hope you enjoyed my Lego drawing as much as I enjoyed drawing it!Yesterday I underwent a perspective changing experience. Let me explain.Usually a Thursday bring a distinct upbeat mood with the weekend around the corner and most of t...
Published on August 02, 2019 | 1 min read

Music is cool

Dear Chipotle Headquarters,This letter adopts a new format. As a scrupulous music lover, my thoughts, emotions, and general feelings of wellbeing are usually best expressed with lyrical finesse that few artists possess. As a true analog in a digital era, my favorite artists stem fro...
Published on June 19, 2019 | 2 min read

Take This to the Next Level?

To Whom It May Concern,If I’m being perfectly honest, my drive towards writing these letters has been diminishing. I am not sure if my lack of motivation can be attributed to the excessive time I spend on Tik Tok, the countless hours of watching Vine Compilations, or merely my self-d...
Published on June 18, 2019 | 1 min read

Chipotle on my Mind

Dear Chipotle Headquarters,Today I woke up with the imminent thought of my domestic duties that Sunday brings. What got me out of bed was the comforting thought of burying my face in a delicious Chipotle burrito. After breakfast, I started to meal prep for the week to come. I starte...
Published on May 19, 2019 | 1 min read

Just a Guy with a Dream

Dear Chipotle Headquarters, We all have dreams. Martin Luther King dreamt of racial harmony. Lindsey Lohan dreamt of less judgement. Mike Tyson dreamt of a world without all thith madneth. For over a decade, I have dreamt about free burritos for life.As this is my fou...
Published on May 10, 2019 | 1 min read

Resume for VIP Chipotle Burritos for Life Position

Steven A. deCsesznak OBJECTIVE Burrito lover seeking position t...
Published on May 03, 2019 | 6 min read

Cover Letter for VIP Chipotle Burritos for Life Position

Dear Chipotle Headquarters, My name is Alex and I am a chipotle loving, burrito barking, guacamole groupie who has been loyal to Chipotle for more than a decade. More often than not, restaurants overlook the connection between how the food is raised and prepared, and how it tast...
Published on April 27, 2019 | 1 min read

Let Me Introduce Myself...

Dear Chipotle Headquarters, First off, let me introduce myself. My name is Steven deCsesznak and I have been an enthusiastic Chipotlian for the past 10 years. In the beginning of my Chipotle consuming career, my meal of choice was three chicken tacos with white rice, green s...
Published on April 19, 2019 | 1 min read