GUAC is BAE

Published on November 18, 2019 by Steven

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Dear Chipotle Headquarters,

I’ve hit GUAC bottom. Today marks the fourth day of going to Chipotle. Fours days of mouthwatering GUAC with a side of Burrito. I know the GUAC is extra, but so am I!

Yesterday, I went to Chipotle with a few colleagues. Halfway through the meal one of my friends expressed his concern that I wouldn’t be able to finish my baby of a burrito bowl. I calmly turned towards him and said, “Don’t worry, I GUAC this”.

The thing is, I don’t give a GUAC if my friends think I can finish my burrito or not. Each time I sit down with Chipotle, I imagine I am competing in the great GUAC off! It is between my burrito bowl and me.

You GUAC my world!

Respectfully,
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Steven A. deCsesznak